Sunday Funnies
September 28, 2008 | Uncategorized
The Eleventh Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who’d previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,”Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although, he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist,all he did was look.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was….. God, I miss him!
But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.”
“Wonderful,” said the stunned new husband, “But,why?”
“You’re with the government. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
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