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December 7, 2008 | Sunday funnies

Woman in fishing boat

A lovely couple was vacationing on a serene lake. One morning, the husband returned to the cabin after several hours of fishing, deciding to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife took the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and read her book.

Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up beside the woman and said, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she said, thinking, isn’t it obvious?

“You’re in a restricted fishing area.”

“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Maybe so, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that then I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” said the woman.

“But, I haven’t touched you,” said the offended game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am.” He tipped his hat as he left.

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