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January 4, 2009 | Sunday funnies

Subject: Horseback Riding Blonde

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. Throwing her arms around the horse’s neck, fails to break her slide.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse, throwing herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot tangles in the stirrup. Now, she’s at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head strikes the ground over and over.

Her head batters the ground. Moments away from unconsciousness, Frank, the trusty Wal-Mart greeter, notices her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

As a former blonde, I feel entitled to poke fun.

Posted by Evanne @ 6:00 am  

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