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January 11, 2009 | Sunday funnies

Hiding Smokers

Behind the convent, two nuns stood, nervously smoking cigarettes.

One said, “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it’s really a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn’t find them.”

The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called the condom, which solves this problem completely. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later.”

The first nun was quite impressed. “Where can I get these condoms?”

“You get them at the drugstore, sister. Just ask the pharmacist for them.”

The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.

“Good morning, sister,” said the pharmacist. “What can I do for you today?”

”I’d like some condoms, please,” she said.

The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, “How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box.”

”I’ll take six boxes. That should last about a week,” she replied.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed. “What size condoms would you like? They come in large, extra large and big liar sizes.”

The nun thought for a minute, and finally said, “I’m not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel.”

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