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February 1, 2009 | Sunday funnies

Nine months later….

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up the minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

“I realize the weather terrible and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed. I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay, ”the widow explained demurely.

“Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”

The widow agreed and the men found their way to the barn, settling in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way as promised.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked , “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from…..”

“Sure,” Bob said.

“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night and pay her a visit?”

“Yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I did.”

“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?”

Bob’s face turned redder. “Yeah, sorry buddy. I did. What made you ask?”

“She just died and left me everything.”

And you thought the ending would be different, didn’t you? Now, keep that smile for the rest of the day!

Posted by Evanne @ 6:00 am  

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