Sunday funnies
February 15, 2009 | Sunday funnies
HUSBANDS FOR SALE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch… you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman entered the Husband Store to find a husband… On the first floor the sign on the door read, Floor 1 -These men have jobs.
The second floor sign read, Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign read, Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. Wow, the shopper thought, but felt compelled to keep going.
On the fourth floor the sign read, Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she said, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads, Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor. The sign reads, Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please watch your step as you exit the building. Have a nice day!
A new wives store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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