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February 22, 2009 | Sunday funnies

A young man and his girlfriend had been dating for over a year, and they decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering the future groom. His beautiful twenty-one year old prospective sister-in-law, who wore very tight miniskirts and was generally bra-less.

One day “little” sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t control.

She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

Well, he was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

He was stunned, completely frozen, as he watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top, she turned back with sexy wink and began unbuttoning her blouse.

For a moment, he simply stared. Then turned and made a beeline straight out the front door. Heading for his car, he found all his future in-laws standing outside, clapping!

With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law to be hugged him hard. “We are thrilled that you passed our little test…we couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son.”

And the moral of this story is, always keep your condoms in your car.

Posted by Evanne @ 6:00 am  

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