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March 8, 2009 | Sunday funnies

For two years, a man had a passionate affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a generous sum of money to back to Italy to have the child secretly. Promising that if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned eighteen.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard with the word ‘Spaghetti’ written on the back. He would then begin the support payments.

About nine months later, he came home to his confused wife.

“’Honey!” she said, “You received a very strange postcard today.”

“Oh, just give it to me. I’ll explain it later,” he said.

His wife handed it over and watched while he read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

Posted by Evanne @ 6:00 am  

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