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March 15, 2009 | Sunday funnies

In honor of Saint Patrick’s day, being Irish Means…

You will never play professional basketball

You swear very well

At least one of your cousins holds political office

You think you sing very well

You have no idea how to make a long story short

You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf

There isn’t a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone

Much of your food was boiled

You have never hit your head on the ceiling

You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling

You’re strangely poetic after a few beers

You will be punched for no good reason…a lot

Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations

Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her

Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary…and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth

Someone in your family is incredibly cheap

It is more than likely you

You don’t know the words but that doesn’t stop you from singing

You can’t wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking

‘Irish Stew’ is the euphemism for ‘boiled leftovers from the fridge

You’re not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency

There wasn’t a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger

You are, or know someone, named Murphy

If you don’t know Murphy then you know Mac

If you don’t know Murphy or Mac, then you know Sully

You’ll probably also know Sully McMurphy

You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret

Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room

And last but not least, being Irish means your attention span is so short that—oh, forget it.

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