Sunday funnies
March 22, 2009 | Sunday funnies
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says, “I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”
The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are wondering what’s up, because he is one badass dude, who usually fights at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!”
The biker’s buddies are starting to get mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans over further, getting right in his face and says, “I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!”
Finally, the biker stands up. He grabs the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes, and says, “Grandpa, go home, you’re drunk!”
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