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May 2, 2009 | Uncategorized

Six things I hate about cats…

1) The dead bodies, rodents ick–mangled birds double ick

2) Cat breath

3) Kneading

4) Shredding curtains, posts, railings, furniture

5) Cat hair

6) They don’t respect boundaries–seriously, no respect. Tell a cat to stay off the furniture and he just looks away with an attitude that clearly says, “You have me confused with someone who gives a shit.”

Yeah, I have a cat.

Now, if you all have well trained and well behaved cats–just keep those stories to yourselves.

The rest of you are welcome to comment. ;)

Posted by Evanne @ 5:00 am  

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