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Six-pack Saturday

May 21, 2011 | Uncategorized

When I listen to government officials they never touched on the issues that bother me. Here’s a partial list of what I’d liked changed to make world a better place.

1) Bills– I’m never glad to see them. I know I wouldn’t miss them. But, I can’t envision how I can eliminate them entirely. Clearly, it’s a government job.

2) Moles–yes I’m sure they are doing worthy things for the garden’s ecological health. But, the dog is convinced those mounds need to be investigated–you can imagine the ensuing results. There’s lots of garden chores without mole repair.

3) Changing clocks–what’s the point? Days are still twenty-four hours long. The amount of sunshine in each day is the same no matter where we set our clocks. So why do we have to disrupt our schedules twice a year? Just pick a time and stick with it.

4) Rainy periods–at least those that last more than a week, Rain is good. I actually like puddles. But, I need to mow and it’s not good to mow when the grass is wet.

5) Gravity–some gravity is beneficial. I understand that concept. But, as time takes its toll on the body I think slightly less gravity would be a very good idea. Is NASA working on this?

6) Aging– what I really need is am effective age retardant. Good genes, good health, and smart life style choices are all well and good but clearly there’s more vital work to be done in this area.

So what issues would you like to your government to address?

Posted by Evanne @ 4:00 am  

2 Responses to “Six-pack Saturday”

  1. Margie Says:

    Just got “Strip” on my Kindle–you made it sound great…Love that kindle…Have a good day. Margie

  2. Evanne Says:

    I hope you enjoy it, Margie. Love my Kindle too. :heart:

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